He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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