I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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