fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
did i walk over a car last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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