butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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