um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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