But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
