I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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