i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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