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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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