I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Couch. On fire.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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