if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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