in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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