Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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