would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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