If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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