I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
