At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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