i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
