She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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