FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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