Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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