i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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