They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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