He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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