I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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