Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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