Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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