you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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