Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
