he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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