Someone shit on the floor
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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