I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
A+ Viking dick
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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