she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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