i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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