you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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