dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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