Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
