What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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