Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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