doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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