I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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