You're completely useless in the revolution.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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