I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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