the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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