I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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