margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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