normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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