yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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