I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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