You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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