Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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